Urban Dictionary: buttlock

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The pain and uncofort recieved after sitting for to long.

Oh my god that 3 hour long predentation gave me buttlock!

by Louis Hartford June 24, 2005

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by Francesco II March 20, 2021

When 2 or more people open their buttcheeks and lock them together, essentially touching buttholes and grinding for sexual pleasure.

Guy 1: Yeah, me and Tiffany hooked up last night
Guy 2: Sick, did you guys buttlock?
Guy 1: Yeah dude, she has a soft butthole
Guy 2: Nice...

When your butt falls asleep from sitting in one position too long.

"Oww I've got some major butt lock!"

by M-HO March 10, 2005

1. (literal) A lock of hair from ones anus.

2. (figurative) A jerk, spazz, unpleasant character, etc.

"Don't be such a buttlock."

by Lester Fresh May 16, 2003

When your butt goes numb after sitting down for forced amount of time

When I was in grade school I sat throught so many pep assemblies and couldn't get up and many presentations.

by Reyanne Dampier April 23, 2005

1. An anti-diarrheal medicine such as Immodium AD.

2. Constipation.

1. Man, that beaner food gave me the shits. I need some buttlock.

2. That fruitcake gave me some serious buttlock.

by Cap'n Sprack October 22, 2008