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Birthentine's Day

A holiday celebrated when your birthday is also Valentine's Day (February 14th)
Jane: "I can't believe tomorrow is Valentine's Day."
John: "Tomorrow is also my birthday."
Jane: "Oh, so you will be celebrating Birthentine's Day."
Birthentine's Day by krizdel May 11, 2011
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The most beautiful of its kind. A Juliet to a Romeo. A star brighter then Venus. Simply Amazing
buthena
Buthena by Johnny7 June 29, 2013

Birthentinesary 

When someone’s birthday, anniversary, and Valentine’s Day all land on the same day.
Great. Now I have to get her 3 separate gifts for her Birthentinesary. And just after Christmas, too.
Birthentinesary by Colt35 February 3, 2023

Burtenshaw 

When a shit turns you on so you have a wank as well and use the shitty toilet paper to clean up.
Tom’s been in the toilet for half an hour. He’s definitely done a Burtenshaw.

Mate, I had such an awkward experience last night. My mum walked in on me Burtenshawing.
Burtenshaw by J4A November 28, 2018

Birthentinesaversary 

When your birthday and anniversary falls on Valentine's Day and you don't feel like writing three different words so you created a big one.
1. Happy Birthentinesaversary Day mom!

2. I hope you have a horrible birthentinesaversary day.
Birthentinesaversary by Rotten Sand February 6, 2023

burchenko 

To do something that makes you stupid or blonde.
"Dangit, I just pulled a burchenko."
burchenko by yourrrrmotherrrr July 27, 2009

birthend 

a weekend celebration of the day of the birth (i.e the day you escaped your mother's wretched womb and escaped out of her vagina) because your birthday happens to fall on a weekend, usually Friday thru Sunday, but could be extended due to holidays, such as the birthend. Someone independently wealthy or at least pretty-much employed even extend it to a birthmonth.
"This weekend is my birthend, so I plan on being intoxicated all weekend, including MLK day because of the holiday."

"I'm hoping to get laid this weekend, since its my birthend and all."
birthend by Duffgirl January 24, 2012
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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