J4A's definitions

Burtenshaw

When a shit turns you on so you have a wank as well and use the shitty toilet paper to clean up.

Tom’s been in the toilet for half an hour. He’s definitely done a Burtenshaw.

Mate, I had such an awkward experience last night. My mum walked in on me Burtenshawing.

by J4A November 28, 2018