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Burthening 

Deriving sexual excitement form the idea of a woman being impregnated and abandoned, especially if she is impregnated through a malicious action such as rape or sabotaging her birth control.
Etymology: The repurposing of an archaic form of the word "burdening".
"Alice and I did a roleplay where I told her I'd poked pinholes in the rubber before I put it on, because I wanted to burthen her before I skipped out on her."
"Burthen her? Like, knock her up?"
"Yeah, turns out we both have a major burthening kink."
Burthening by johnmburt1960 April 21, 2023
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Burtoning 

Refers to when one goes snowboarding with all Burton gear (hard and soft goods). Usually happens by accident as when one Burton product is purchased it tends to be incompatible with anything else on the market.
I can't wait for it to start snowing, I really want to go burtoning!

Why did I buy this over priced Burton board? Now I have to buy these over priced Burton bindings because nothing else will fit. Oh well I guess I'll just go burtoning this year...
Burtoning by 8===D --- ('o') April 1, 2009
Belching loudly and then acting impressed and / or amused by his or her own belch.
Everyone in the meeting was disgusted by the way he kept burdening it in the meeting.
burdening by CrunkJooce April 27, 2010

the burnening 

When you hate (at least) 90% of the people in your school, workplace, etcetera, and plot with one (1) trusted friend that is also in the same situation to burn them all at the stake in an aesthetic display.
As Charles wrote the lyrics to the "Hit or Miss" tiktok on the board for the eighth time, Nicole and I looked at each other and just said, 'burnening'.

We hated everyone in that place, so we commenced the burnening. Now they're all dead!

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An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019