Burtenshaw 

When a shit turns you on so you have a wank as well and use the shitty toilet paper to clean up.

Tom’s been in the toilet for half an hour. He’s definitely done a Burtenshaw.

Mate, I had such an awkward experience last night. My mum walked in on me Burtenshawing.

Burtenshaw by J4A November 28, 2018

birkenshaw

Birkenshaw isn’t an opp block. People think they are bad smoking fat old zuggys in the park when in reality there all 16/17 year old kids who still kiss there mum

Lewis- you out in Birkenshaw bro
Sam-yeah I’m at birky park

Lewis-okay ill bell Dooley to drop us off a phat old shitty bag of blues

Sam-okay my g

birkenshaw by ItsunknownThomertonB January 6, 2019

Burdeshaw 

A weird person who never has anything interesting to say, so they just babble on about stupid stuff.

(Kid) ...anyway, after that I said no way! He said back to me, yes way! and then I said...
(Other Kid) Shut up! Shut up you Burdeshaw!

Burdeshaw by John Carmens March 5, 2008

bertenshaw

a handsome young pup

hey have u heard of his second name before ?

no but he’s a bertenshaw

bertenshaw by charlotte alussa November 22, 2021

burkinshaw 

People with this last name are absolute legends. If you know someone with the last name you should be privileged!

The Burkinshaws are so fun to party with! All they do is drink and it’s awesome!!

burkinshaw by Burkinshaw November 16, 2021

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020