birthend

a weekend celebration of the day of the birth (i.e the day you escaped your mother's wretched womb and escaped out of her vagina) because your birthday happens to fall on a weekend, usually Friday thru Sunday, but could be extended due to holidays, such as the birthend. Someone independently wealthy or at least pretty-much employed even extend it to a birthmonth.

"This weekend is my birthend, so I plan on being intoxicated all weekend, including MLK day because of the holiday."

"I'm hoping to get laid this weekend, since its my birthend and all."

by Duffgirl January 24, 2012

Birthentine's Day

A holiday celebrated when your birthday is also Valentine's Day (February 14th)

Jane: "I can't believe tomorrow is Valentine's Day."
John: "Tomorrow is also my birthday."
Jane: "Oh, so you will be celebrating Birthentine's Day."

by krizdel May 11, 2011

Birthentinesary

When someone’s birthday, anniversary, and Valentine’s Day all land on the same day.

Great. Now I have to get her 3 separate gifts for her Birthentinesary. And just after Christmas, too.

by Colt35 February 3, 2023

birthed

What happened to the Crazy Cat lady Aimee

When Aimee was Birthed it meant the end of the world was near

by beautysdeepsecret January 30, 2017

Birthentinesaversary

When your birthday and anniversary falls on Valentine's Day and you don't feel like writing three different words so you created a big one.

1. Happy Birthentinesaversary Day mom!

2. I hope you have a horrible birthentinesaversary day.

by Rotten Sand February 6, 2023

Birthed

something your mom did to you

Jhon: what did my mom ever do
Dave: she birthed you into existence

Jhon: oh, so she must be disappointed

Dave: yeah.

by OkNo2 October 27, 2019

birthed my tampon

the act of expelling a tampon during sports, from a sneezing episode, laughing episode, etc.

I was laughing so hard at the gym, I birthed my tampon and it fell right out of my shorts onto a yoga mat.

by spinservegin September 23, 2011