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a weekend celebration of the day of the birth (i.e the day you escaped your mother's wretched womb and escaped out of her vagina) because your birthday happens to fall on a weekend, usually Friday thru Sunday, but could be extended due to holidays, such as the birthend. Someone independently wealthy or at least pretty-much employed even extend it to a birthmonth.

"This weekend is my birthend, so I plan on being intoxicated all weekend, including MLK day because of the holiday."

"I'm hoping to get laid this weekend, since its my birthend and all."

birthend by Duffgirl January 24, 2012

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Birthentine's Day

A holiday celebrated when your birthday is also Valentine's Day (February 14th)

Jane: "I can't believe tomorrow is Valentine's Day."
John: "Tomorrow is also my birthday."
Jane: "Oh, so you will be celebrating Birthentine's Day."

Birthentine's Day by krizdel May 11, 2011

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Birthentinesary

When someone’s birthday, anniversary, and Valentine’s Day all land on the same day.

Great. Now I have to get her 3 separate gifts for her Birthentinesary. And just after Christmas, too.

Birthentinesary by Colt35 February 3, 2023

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birthed

What happened to the Crazy Cat lady Aimee

When Aimee was Birthed it meant the end of the world was near

birthed by beautysdeepsecret January 30, 2017

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Birthentinesaversary

When your birthday and anniversary falls on Valentine's Day and you don't feel like writing three different words so you created a big one.

1. Happy Birthentinesaversary Day mom!

2. I hope you have a horrible birthentinesaversary day.

Birthentinesaversary by Rotten Sand February 6, 2023

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Birthed

something your mom did to you

Jhon: what did my mom ever do
Dave: she birthed you into existence

Jhon: oh, so she must be disappointed

Dave: yeah.

Birthed by OkNo2 October 27, 2019

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birthed my tampon

the act of expelling a tampon during sports, from a sneezing episode, laughing episode, etc.

I was laughing so hard at the gym, I birthed my tampon and it fell right out of my shorts onto a yoga mat.

birthed my tampon by spinservegin September 23, 2011

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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