n. An enourmous bong or water pipe used to smoke herb. Only brought out to amaze newbies to its extreme size or everyday by the hardcore toker who needs a little extra.
The Fungzilla occurs during extreme intoxication. It involves vomiting profusely while barrelling through an aquaintances' residence, leaving a path of destruction resembling Godzilla in Tokyo. The culmination involves dropping a Hiroshima-like fecal bomb.
Did you see the "Fungzilla" buddy pulled last night I think we're gonna need a steam cleaner.
Any character in any work of fiction portrayed as invincible. Comes from combining the powers of Keanu Reeves with a little bit of Bruce Lee, and of course some Bond for style, and then just a dash of Godzilla to make sure the job gets done.
Man, did you just see that motherfucker push himself back up with his pinky finger? That was some Keanu Lee Bondzilla shit.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!