"yo dude i is after, like, a super mega blunt like."
*pixie and helen display wall of tobacco*
"what is, like, that bluntzilla flavour one innit?"
*pixie and helen commence robotic godzilla dance,grabbing a godzilla flavour blunt, putting inbetween teeth and hitting chav in face with it*
A better type of cigar used for rolling blunts than dutches. It is the equivilant materials of rolling 3-4 blunts and is kept ultrafresh and indestructable when in its packaging. Currently difficult to find but hopefully will become more widespread.
Yo dunny you rollin' the dutch? Nah tahd I got that bluntville. The bluntville is a goooooood look!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.