bumslag
bumslag by not not not neil September 6, 2009
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Bumscag
Lady 1: OMG, did you see how low Jenny's pants were?
Lady 2: Yeah she looked like a real bumscag hurhur.
Lady 2: Yeah she looked like a real bumscag hurhur.
Bumscag by TRLEChippers December 21, 2009
Related Words
bumslag • Bumslaw • bumsnag • Bumscag • bumshag • Butslag • Pudseybear bumshaging • bum-shagger • bum slave • bum slug
Bumslaw
The accumulation of residue, in one's ass-crack, that appears after long periods of bodily neglect (read: poor hygeine). The residue is composed of various elements; the most common are: poop, ass pubes, accumulated sweat resin (aka: salt cream), hemroidal or vaginal medication residue, blood, lubricant, and fuzz from undergarments.
bumsnag
The Bumsnag is a sausage made out of the gluteus maximus and the gluteus minimus.
Traditionally cooked on a barbie with a cold beer in the left hand and the tongs in the other, the bumsnag is a culinary delight straight from outback australia!
Originally being made only in Canberra, the bumsnag has quickly spread to other parts of the world, with variations coming out in the US and in great britain. those are most likely fried however, as the barbie is not in use in these places. These variations are known by many different names, especially as a spam-monger.
The bumsnag has a very rubbery texture, mainly dependant on the human from whcih the gluteus Maximus and Miniumus was taken from.
The fat content of these sausages are mainly dependant on the body mass index of the original donor. In recent years, low-fat varieties have come out.
Traditionally cooked on a barbie with a cold beer in the left hand and the tongs in the other, the bumsnag is a culinary delight straight from outback australia!
Originally being made only in Canberra, the bumsnag has quickly spread to other parts of the world, with variations coming out in the US and in great britain. those are most likely fried however, as the barbie is not in use in these places. These variations are known by many different names, especially as a spam-monger.
The bumsnag has a very rubbery texture, mainly dependant on the human from whcih the gluteus Maximus and Miniumus was taken from.
The fat content of these sausages are mainly dependant on the body mass index of the original donor. In recent years, low-fat varieties have come out.
"Oy! you wanna have a barbie next week?"
"yeah mate, ill bring the beers!"
"okay - ill bring some bumsnags"
"awesome mate"
OR
"go hard son!" - father yelling out at the juniour footy!
"aaah - what a bumsnag!" - father when the umpire calls holding the ball on his son!
"yeah mate, ill bring the beers!"
"okay - ill bring some bumsnags"
"awesome mate"
OR
"go hard son!" - father yelling out at the juniour footy!
"aaah - what a bumsnag!" - father when the umpire calls holding the ball on his son!
bumsnag by James Mc James May 22, 2006
Bumslaw
Residue, left on a toilet seat, usually in the shape of a "Y" (reflecting the reoccurring placement of an unwashed ass-crack, from one, or multiple persons), that collects over time, due to an insufficient cleaning/maintenance routine of the toilet in question; most commonly seen in gas station stalls. The composition of Bumslaw may vary; the most common elements include: poop, ass pubes, accumulated sweat resin (aka: salt cream), hemroidal or vaginal medication residue, blood, lubricant, and fuzz from undergarments.
Bumsnag
"Dude, that guy smelt worse than a wombats bumsnag!"
"She was so ugly I wouldn't even turkey slap her with a bumsnag"
"She was so ugly I wouldn't even turkey slap her with a bumsnag"
Bumsnag by Sir Dean of Moustache June 23, 2016
bumshagger
Bumshaggers are people (Most are called Olivia) who like to bumshag people. This means they liked to be shagged in the bum.
bumshagger by Suckyourmumolivia April 8, 2021
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A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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