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Your daughter is a real bumslag.
bumslag by not not not neil September 6, 2009
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when your ass starts hurting because you have been sitting down on a long trip
I got buttlag after two hundred miles.
buttlag by Brian Smith November 8, 2004

Wheezin' Butslackz 

Skanky ass ho who pisses outta her ass because her pussy is filled up with dick and sigarettes
Guy (to girl): Hey, ever hhad Wheezin' Bitslacks?

Girl: No, I only get raped analy
Wheezin' Butslackz by Robin December 10, 2003
The after effect of holding in your poop over a getaway/vacation. Results in extreme constipation and excessive poo release upon returning home.
“Oh shit, I got some serious buttlag! I’m about to take the worlds biggest shit possible.”
Buttlag by Emanbruv June 4, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026