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The act of lovingly slapping your partner in the face with an erect or semi erect penis.
Man, the bitch wouldn't shut up last night so I turkey slapped the white offa her!
by Steve0 August 21, 2004
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the act of texting people while you are pooping
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
by mr.poopter January 26, 2011
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To slap one's female partner with an erect, uncircumsized penis. The equivalent of a mushroom slap.
My girlfriend thought females were equal, so i turkey slapped her until she bled.
by ElNegro November 05, 2006
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1. When the skin of an old man's neck hits the face of a women during sex in missionary position.

2. Going out with a much older man.
1. Tom turkey slapped me last night. It was so awkward.

2. I was turkey slapped by your dad.

3. I'm going out with a Turkey slap!

4. Your boyfriend is a Turkey slap.
by Charles Singher October 19, 2011
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to slap a girl in the face with ones penis, whilst she is sucking your balls
Kaiser: Hey Westy, yesterday, meg was sucking my balls and as she was doing so, i gave her a wild turkey slap

Westy: ahhhh nooooo kaiser, thats gross
by kof and toz July 10, 2003
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