bumsnag

The Bumsnag is a sausage made out of the gluteus maximus and the gluteus minimus.

Traditionally cooked on a barbie with a cold beer in the left hand and the tongs in the other, the bumsnag is a culinary delight straight from outback australia!

Originally being made only in Canberra, the bumsnag has quickly spread to other parts of the world, with variations coming out in the US and in great britain. those are most likely fried however, as the barbie is not in use in these places. These variations are known by many different names, especially as a spam-monger.

The bumsnag has a very rubbery texture, mainly dependant on the human from whcih the gluteus Maximus and Miniumus was taken from.

The fat content of these sausages are mainly dependant on the body mass index of the original donor. In recent years, low-fat varieties have come out.

"Oy! you wanna have a barbie next week?"
"yeah mate, ill bring the beers!"
"okay - ill bring some bumsnags"
"awesome mate"

OR

"go hard son!" - father yelling out at the juniour footy!
"aaah - what a bumsnag!" - father when the umpire calls holding the ball on his son!

bumsnag by James Mc James May 22, 2006

Bumsnag

A piece of well formed fecal matter hanging precariously from one's anal region

"Dude, that guy smelt worse than a wombats bumsnag!"

"She was so ugly I wouldn't even turkey slap her with a bumsnag"

Bumsnag by Sir Dean of Moustache June 23, 2016

Bumscag 

A person who has a visible buttcrack.

Lady 1: OMG, did you see how low Jenny's pants were?
Lady 2: Yeah she looked like a real bumscag hurhur.

Bumscag by TRLEChippers December 21, 2009

Bumsnogger 

1.) A snogger of bums. e.g queer.
2.) Fantastic U.K sludge band.

Cor blimey guv, dat bloke is a complete bumsnogger!

Bumsnogger by Bimble May 9, 2005

bumslag 

Slags who like it up the bum

Your daughter is a real bumslag.

bumslag by not not not neil September 6, 2009

bumsnap

bumsnap, n. A dance move invented in Melbourne Australia in 2012: a bumsnap involves dancing beside a dance partner and kicking a leg up from the knee in a backward flicking motion, so that the foot makes forceful contact with the bum of the dance partner. Often used to fire up a boring dancer when you think the floor needs a bit of firing up.

I bumsnap your boring boogie, biartch! Swikchartch!!!!

bumsnap by King Fahstardbah August 29, 2012

bumshagger 

Bumshaggers are people (Most are called Olivia) who like to bumshag people. This means they liked to be shagged in the bum.

"Olivia is such a bumshagger she can S.J."

bumshagger by Suckyourmumolivia April 8, 2021