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bumshag

someone who as an absolute fanny that acts stupid.
oi mate you friend over there is a bumshag still
by MankeLikesBihgBunda March 28, 2021
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Bumscag

A person who has a visible buttcrack.
Lady 1: OMG, did you see how low Jenny's pants were?
Lady 2: Yeah she looked like a real bumscag hurhur.
by TRLEChippers December 21, 2009
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bumsnag

The Bumsnag is a sausage made out of the gluteus maximus and the gluteus minimus.

Traditionally cooked on a barbie with a cold beer in the left hand and the tongs in the other, the bumsnag is a culinary delight straight from outback australia!

Originally being made only in Canberra, the bumsnag has quickly spread to other parts of the world, with variations coming out in the US and in great britain. those are most likely fried however, as the barbie is not in use in these places. These variations are known by many different names, especially as a spam-monger.

The bumsnag has a very rubbery texture, mainly dependant on the human from whcih the gluteus Maximus and Miniumus was taken from.

The fat content of these sausages are mainly dependant on the body mass index of the original donor. In recent years, low-fat varieties have come out.
"Oy! you wanna have a barbie next week?"
"yeah mate, ill bring the beers!"
"okay - ill bring some bumsnags"
"awesome mate"

OR

"go hard son!" - father yelling out at the juniour footy!
"aaah - what a bumsnag!" - father when the umpire calls holding the ball on his son!
by James Mc James May 22, 2006
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bumshanks

the little bits of shit that cling to your arse hair, like brown teardrops.
Bollocks! I forgot to wipe up my bumshanks, now I need to go to Ethel Austins for some new keks.
by BigRedJohn October 17, 2006
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Bumsnag

A piece of well formed fecal matter hanging precariously from one's anal region
"Dude, that guy smelt worse than a wombats bumsnag!"

"She was so ugly I wouldn't even turkey slap her with a bumsnag"
by Sir Dean of Moustache June 23, 2016
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Bushage

a massive amount of pubic hair that blocks the viewing of the entrance of a vagina.
" My dick got lost in her bushage. "
" Damn, all that bushage! "
" Your bushage reminds me of Bob Ross and his 'happy trees'."
by TanKLaB April 23, 2010
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bumslag

Your daughter is a real bumslag.
by not not not neil September 6, 2009
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