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bumfuckery 

Noun.

1. Pure, unadulterated stupidity. Daftness of a magnitude that shocks beyond words. Total and complete lack of reason. Utter futile uselessness. Such wanton disregard for logic as to render silent all within earshot of the event.

From the English "bum" (see ass) and "fuck"
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1. I won't stand for this bumfuckery, by Jove. I'm going home.
bumfuckery by thaks May 26, 2006

Bumfucklet 

A whiny, narrow minded and/or stuck up younger person from a town of a suburb/rural area.

See Bumfuckling
Bumfucklet: God these bumfucklings in my town think they're such hot shit.
Bumfucklet by Blackwatersurge August 7, 2009

bumfucker 

an individual who partakes in the activity of the fucking of bums.
Ohh, straight in the ass, I can't believe it fitted!!! ow!
bumfucker by C boy April 11, 2003

bumbuclart 

Is Jamaican patois, often used in times of frustration or as a curse word.

It is a substitute word for "Fuck, fucking hell, idiot,"

The word has spread round the world to countries with urban culture (ie. UK and US), but (apart from Jamaica) is mainly used in the UK as modern day street slang
"where is my bumbuclart money"

"mi fi jus spill mi drink... wha da bumbuclart!"

"mi just chill here smoke mi ganja, mi na wan' walk street like a bumbuclart"
bumbuclart by UK_lingoOfficial July 27, 2017

bumfuckled 

Did u see what that guy just did, it bumfuckled the he'll out of me

Bumfunkler 

Bumfunkler is a unkind and dehumanising statement. It implies that hatred, ill fortune and even death to the person it is uttered to.
I hope that bumfunkler dies a slow and painful death, and rots in the fires of hell for eternity while maggots eat his eyes.
Bumfunkler by Count Noosula April 16, 2019