Bumfunkler

Bumfunkler is a unkind and dehumanising statement. It implies that hatred, ill fortune and even death to the person it is uttered to.

I hope that bumfunkler dies a slow and painful death, and rots in the fires of hell for eternity while maggots eat his eyes.

by Count Noosula April 16, 2019

bumfuckery

Noun.

1. Pure, unadulterated stupidity. Daftness of a magnitude that shocks beyond words. Total and complete lack of reason. Utter futile uselessness. Such wanton disregard for logic as to render silent all within earshot of the event.

From the English "bum" (see ass) and "fuck"

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1. I won't stand for this bumfuckery, by Jove. I'm going home.

by thaks May 26, 2006

bumfugler

a person who sexually harasses both men and women, very common at sports camp.

Coach bumfugler tried to rape Connor and Rob at lacrosse camp.

That bumfugler just sexually assaulted that tennis player.

by Shanelax34 December 23, 2008

Bumfucklet

A whiny, narrow minded and/or stuck up younger person from a town of a suburb/rural area.

See Bumfuckling

Bumfucklet: God these bumfucklings in my town think they're such hot shit.

by Blackwatersurge August 7, 2009

bumfumbler

1. A person who enjoys fumbling the buttocks of a member of the same or opposite sex.

2. A joke used to confuse friends.

"Dude you're such a bumfumbler."
"Not uh."

by t3hm4n April 20, 2006

bumfucker

an individual who partakes in the activity of the fucking of bums.

Ohh, straight in the ass, I can't believe it fitted!!! ow!

by C boy April 11, 2003

bumfunnery

Anal sex. So called because it involves bums, and is fun.

We got up to some bumfunnery last night.

by Darth Ridley November 7, 2006