Bumfuckle 

A stupid or illiterate person that pisses you off.

Mike was being such a bumfuckle.

Bumfuckle by Dr bumfuckle January 21, 2021

bumfuck nowhere 

1. A place in the middle of nowhere.
2. A place not worth mentioning, driving to, or remembering the name of
3. A town located in the middle of farmland or prairie land and it takes less than a minute to drive out of it. Example: Oil Springs, Ontario

I had to drive out to bumfuck nowhere to pick his drunk ass up.

bumfuck nowhere by guinnessgirl May 27, 2006

Bumfuckistan 

n. US military origin
1. Middle of nowhere. Someplace far away, hard to get to (even if you wanted to) and impossible to get back from.
2. Like Bumfuck Egypt, except further east.

You sent me to Bumfuckistan! You bastards!

Bumfuckistan by Cpn Jack August 7, 2008

bumfuck nowhere 

Ingomar, Montana

Man, I don't know how Boots lives in Ingomar, it's in the middle of bumfuck nowhere...

bumfuck nowhere by ZombieDawgs July 25, 2018

bumfuck 

The middle of nowhere.

I live in Bumfuck, Washington.

bumfuck by Jeff Gabrielse January 6, 2003

bumfuck idaho 

Some unknown location
some small town in a remote place.

Dad took us on a long drive when we were children to Bumfuck Idaho

bumfuck idaho by Tinyguy June 26, 2006

Cumfuckle 

The want for Jacobs ladder with a side of Prince Albert.

Person1: Hey baby sugar kitten cumfuckle Tilly bop, you hungry?
Person2: yeah I am
Person1: For what?
Person2: Jacobs ladder with a side of Prince Albert

Cumfuckle by Motownphilly February 17, 2021