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by kemo Dodger November 5, 2011
Get the bullshitium mug.A disease which makes the host tell constant bullshits.
If a person starts saying loads of bullshit, then that person has most likely gotten bullshitosis.
If a person starts saying loads of bullshit, then that person has most likely gotten bullshitosis.
Brasil: Hey, I think I'm in front of your house. I don't know which number it is exactly though. Open the door.
John: Naw. My dad is here. You have to go back.
Brasil: LIES! Hurry up and open the door.
John: Just knock on the door. Is the apartment #22.
Brasil: BS!! I know that it is 21. It seems that you have gotten bullshitosis. Damn, I told you to stay away from those shady hookers from that alley.
John:...
Brasil: NIGGER!
John: Naw. My dad is here. You have to go back.
Brasil: LIES! Hurry up and open the door.
John: Just knock on the door. Is the apartment #22.
Brasil: BS!! I know that it is 21. It seems that you have gotten bullshitosis. Damn, I told you to stay away from those shady hookers from that alley.
John:...
Brasil: NIGGER!
by BrasilStyle August 15, 2009
Get the Bullshitosis mug.A condition which causes the sufferer to habitually lie without cause or reason. May derive from a nervous compulsion to ocassionally impress certain social groups but can soon evolve into daily habit.
"If you do anything for 21 days in a row you automatically become addicted to it."
"You want to get that Bullshititis seen to - I can see skid marks round the side of your mouth."
"You want to get that Bullshititis seen to - I can see skid marks round the side of your mouth."
by LaneG March 6, 2009
Get the Bullshititis mug.Such as being passed up for a promotion by a newbie.
Paula: Well, Andy, the numbers just came in and you are by far our best salesman. So, I am promoting you to floor manager.
Mooj: This is the bullshit of all bullshits!
Paula: Well, Andy, the numbers just came in and you are by far our best salesman. So, I am promoting you to floor manager.
Mooj: This is the bullshit of all bullshits!
by Shifty Eyeballs October 22, 2014
Get the The bullshit of all bullshits mug.a language spoken by businessmen and CEOs. Used to confuse the people they're about to steal mad cash from by replacing common concepts with words that sound nice.
Examples include, but are in no way limited to:
Price point = price
Strategically reduced = fired
Capital = ca$h money
Sold at profit = Ripped off
Presented a convincing argument = lied to/threatened
Net worth = Maximum ransom
Great time to buy = We're in the shitter
Great time to sell = I want more shares
Executive board meeting = Vacation in Cancun
Unanimous decision = only the CEO agreed
Profitable relocation = we're moving to China
Unforeseen expenses = another vacation in Cancun
Somewhat suggested = absolutely required
Socialist = anyone who disagreed
Acquire via purchase = Buy
It was in the contract = If you take this to court you won't win
Examples include, but are in no way limited to:
Price point = price
Strategically reduced = fired
Capital = ca$h money
Sold at profit = Ripped off
Presented a convincing argument = lied to/threatened
Net worth = Maximum ransom
Great time to buy = We're in the shitter
Great time to sell = I want more shares
Executive board meeting = Vacation in Cancun
Unanimous decision = only the CEO agreed
Profitable relocation = we're moving to China
Unforeseen expenses = another vacation in Cancun
Somewhat suggested = absolutely required
Socialist = anyone who disagreed
Acquire via purchase = Buy
It was in the contract = If you take this to court you won't win
Salesman: "The price point of this house is so high, if you purchase now we can heavily recommend the likely executive redecision committee to select the nearby land for habitat enrichment rather than strategic redevelopment -- that is, if you agree to a slightly more significant lease agreement."
Normal person: "Don't gimme that bullshitspeak. How much do I have to pay so you won't put up the high-rise?"
Normal person: "Don't gimme that bullshitspeak. How much do I have to pay so you won't put up the high-rise?"
by Col. Hans Landa December 30, 2011
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