bullshit's ass 

1. An expression used to denote complete and utter disbelief or shock.
2. A way to emphasize a staunch unwillingness to perform an act or express severe disagreeance.

Ex. 1: Lori: Today is my 35th birthday.
Kris: Bullshit's ass!
Lori: It's true.
Kris: You look like you're no older than your early twenties!
Ex. 2: Girl 1: So, you're going to call him back, even though he was a lying, cheating loser?
Girl 2: Bullshit's ass I will!

bullshit's ass by Leah Holt November 30, 2006

bullshit ass nigga 

worthless dude, someone who has no value or substance to anything they say or do

Did Joe come by today? Man, that bullshit ass nigga aint even show up.

bullshit ass nigga by Creek Dawg March 9, 2014

bullshit ass 

When something is phony or untruthful. A lie, or a fake.

Also, something that sucks in quality. Lacks authenticity.

This bullshit ass computer keeps freezing on me.

Ref: The call on the field is that the quarterback was knocked out of bounds.

Fan: Man, that's a bullshit ass call!

bullshit ass by Steve S. November 20, 2004

bullshit ass bullshit

When something is above and beyond untrue or false but still happens to you!

I just got screwed at work… that’s some bullshit ass bullshit!

I just got a flat tire! That some bullshit ass bullshit

bullshit ass bullshit by Urbandicologist June 16, 2021

punk ass bullshit 

When an object or situation is of low or poor quality.

Most notably uttered in the popular video game, GTA V, by the character, Franklin, who sometimes utters this phrase when he runs out of ammunition.

*Pulls trigger*

*click click*

"Man dis some punk ass bullshit" - Franklin

punk ass bullshit by Homeless Chicken September 3, 2017

butt monkey ass bullshit 

the same meaning as cunt ass nigga bullshit...look it up

anything out of the ordinary truth or untruth

Tammy isn't a whore...thats some butt monkey bullshit.

I aint tryna hear none of that butt monkey ass bullshit that nigga tryna say.

Yo this trick was tryna kick sum butt money ass bullshit in ma ear.

Cant beat me in da head wit dat butt monkey ass bullshit

butt monkey ass bullshit by jaeve75 June 24, 2011

Bitch ass bullshit

Bitch•ass•bull•shit

This is commonly used when a individual has felt wronged, or just pissed off.

Jamie: look... I know I said I’d go to prom with you.. but I can’t make it, I made plans with someone else.

Mark: that is some “bitch ass bullshit” you are a lying piece of crap.

Bitch ass bullshit by dreamxamonguscream March 15, 2021