The theory or belief that reality is a simulation to a degree that it is indistinguishable from "true reality" and where the inhabitants of the simulation are unaware that they are living in a simulation.
"What if we are living in a simulation, what if none of this is real?"
"What is real? How do you define 'real'? If you're talking about what you can feel, what you can smell, what you can taste and see, then 'real' is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain." - Morpheus
"What is real? How do you define 'real'? If you're talking about what you can feel, what you can smell, what you can taste and see, then 'real' is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain." - Morpheus
by Homeless Chicken September 01, 2017
A promiscuous woman's sexual history.
A phrase uttered by image consultant Kevin Samuels in response to a woman claiming she deserves a high value male because she has slept with many high value men before.
A phrase uttered by image consultant Kevin Samuels in response to a woman claiming she deserves a high value male because she has slept with many high value men before.
Woman: "I've been with many high value men, I think my resume speaks for itself"
Kevin Samuels: "your resume of dicks?"
Kevin Samuels: "your resume of dicks?"
by Homeless Chicken May 07, 2023
by Homeless Chicken April 11, 2021
The act of aggressively turning someone into your son.
A father holds an authority position over his son and is able to dictate his son's life. In the same way, someone who "sons" another person, gains a position of authority over them and is higher than them in the social hierarchy.
A father holds an authority position over his son and is able to dictate his son's life. In the same way, someone who "sons" another person, gains a position of authority over them and is higher than them in the social hierarchy.
*Wilbert engages in intense philosophical discourse with Alistair on the internet.*
*Wilbert puts forward an impenetrable argument and Alistair never responds*
Wilbert: GET SONNED YOU FUCKING FAGGOT!!!
*Wilbert puts forward an impenetrable argument and Alistair never responds*
Wilbert: GET SONNED YOU FUCKING FAGGOT!!!
by Homeless Chicken September 19, 2020
Chav 1 - "m8 Arsenal focking sucks ya bloody mug".
Chav 2 - "U fockin wot fum?? I'll shank ya in ya gob fum, don't ever say that again fum, I'll break ya fockin neck fum".
Chav 2 - "U fockin wot fum?? I'll shank ya in ya gob fum, don't ever say that again fum, I'll break ya fockin neck fum".
by Homeless Chicken October 13, 2017
Old Australian slang word referring to someone who is a loser or a poser. Used in wog communities during the 90s and 2000s.
by Homeless Chicken September 19, 2020
A professional specializing in the study of memology, an emerging science dedicated to the documentation of internet memes.
Random Pleb: "I heard you became a memologist, congrats"
Recent graduate student: "Thanks dude, I got a degree in memology, but now I'm balls deep in student debt but it doesn't matter because being a memologist is my dream job. Now I got to get back to my computer and get on with my work, being a memologist requires a lot of hard work."
Recent graduate student: "Thanks dude, I got a degree in memology, but now I'm balls deep in student debt but it doesn't matter because being a memologist is my dream job. Now I got to get back to my computer and get on with my work, being a memologist requires a lot of hard work."
by Homeless Chicken May 03, 2016