bullhitia 

The ancient greek god of all bullshit.

"One day in greek times Zues went to the after party of the olympics. He woke up next to this buttugly women of the resteraunt he was at, and her nametab said "Bullhitia".

bullhitia by weakerweiner May 4, 2006

bullshiting 

Not being truthful, procrastinating, not taking things serious. joking.

My fiance talks about getting married, but my fiance's actions is telling me otherwise. I believe my fiance is bullshiting.

bullshiting by Billy C. 14693273 May 26, 2018

bullshitium 

The concept of bullshit as an addition to the Periodic Table of Elements

Your argument is pure weapons-grade bullshitium

bullshitium by kemo Dodger November 5, 2011

Bullshititis 

A condition which causes the sufferer to habitually lie without cause or reason. May derive from a nervous compulsion to ocassionally impress certain social groups but can soon evolve into daily habit.

"If you do anything for 21 days in a row you automatically become addicted to it."

"You want to get that Bullshititis seen to - I can see skid marks round the side of your mouth."

Bullshititis by LaneG March 6, 2009

Bullshitist 

A Bullshitist is a person who is so good at making up stories that you almost believe their lies. When they get real good it’s hard to tell which of their stories are made up and which is real.

A Bullshitist has mastered his story telling/lying in a way that makes you almost believe everything he says but never fully believe anything he says. He’s the guy who: hunts, has knowledge of guns and the military, has skydived, took karate classes at an older (odd) age, has fucked a girl from just about every country in the world, has degrees in philosophy, medicine, engineering and math, but just can’t seem to make friends.

He can’t figure out why people don’t like him. He feels he needs to be MORE IMPRESSIVE and make up bigger and better stories. He goes to social places and infiltrates a conversation on a topic he can lie well about to try to impress those people into being his friend. This usually ends with those people backing away from the Bullshitist because he’s creepy and has creepy knowledge of guns and claims he knows the best ways to kill someone while unarmed.

David: And then, just when the torturer was about to make his final move, I broke my chains, karate chopped his ass, blew up the entire military base then came back home and had a drink with the ladies... and THAT'S how I know that a good hit to the back of the head knocks someone out *convincing laugh*

Bill: Wow! You must teach me that sometime.

Kareem (whispering): Don't believe a word he says. David is a Bullshitist.

Bullshitist by numandine July 4, 2009

Bullshiticle 

Noun...

A debacle full of bullshit. A bullshit debacle.

Being force fed this garbage about the earth being round is a total bullshiticle.

Bullshiticle by My gal val April 5, 2023

bullshiticus 

the patron deity of bullshit

"In this time of term papers I wanted to draw upon my patron deity, Bullshiticus, god of students and general last minute fudgery, sitting upon his Golden futon, attended by the muses Caffeina and Thesaurae, whose powers of artificial energy and pretentious vocabulary can be invoked in case of the all nighter.

I like to think he's Dionysus's second cousin or something."

i am praying to Bullshiticus to help me finish _____ by the deadline.

bullshiticus by objdefvis May 15, 2016