buddering

checking out a guy

girl #1: omg look at him hes so hot!
girl #2: stop buddering..

by trrrrr January 11, 2009

Buttering the cat

This term began to appear after the December 2021 viral Reddit post "AITA for “perpetuating ethnic stereotypes” about Jorts?" on r/AmITheAsshole by u/ThrowawayOrangeCat about a conflict involving two cats at their workplace. The cats are named Jean and Jorts, and to cut a long story short, a human colleague named Pam had been spreading margarine on Jorts to encourage him to groom himself. (Presumably he would like the taste and spend more time licking it off.) It's unclear whether Jorts responded to this, because Jean began to lick his fur -- this upset her digestive system. Pam was asked to stop applying margarine to Jorts. Readers shared the post to social media, and people began posting memes and jokes about the situation.

Later that month, #DisabilityTwitter used the situation as an analogy, to address whether a particular accommodation is useful. (Implied: even if it's well-intentioned, if it's not helpful to the person with needs, it wastes time and may actually have negative impacts. Just like applying margarine to Jorts.)

"Are you helping, or are you just buttering the cat?" (from #DisabilityTwitter)

A person may want to help resolve a difficult situation, but realizes that they lack the necessary skills and would just make things worse: "I'd love to help, but at this point I suspect I'd just be buttering the cat ..."

by TapirTrouble December 21, 2021

Vent-buddying

Vent-buddying is a term used when two people are arguing about which one of them is better, cuter, smarter, etc. It originates from the the phrase “vent buddy” which is a person you share your thoughts and feelings to, and in return they make you feel better. Vent buddies often will say that you are better than them, hence the word “vent-buddying.”

Stella: You’re the best!!
Lizzy: No, you’re way better!

(the two girls are vent-buddying)

by zuzi_lizzi December 23, 2020

ruddering

When someone uses there hand to knock a standing man's flacid penis from side to side. The equivalent of motorboating.

Can also do 'tennis ruddering' when you use both hands and bounce the penis between them.

Also possible to do it up and down or with your foot.

Surprisingly satisfying for both particiants

Guy "can I motor boat you?'
Girl "only if I can do some ruddering of you after"
Guy " oh yes please"

by flemmimaid October 22, 2012

Bumpering

Grabing on to the bumper of a stopped car and then haveing them pull you along as they go. This is done only when the streets are ice or snow covered so that the bumperer can just slide along as the car goes.

It was snowing outside so my friend and I went bumpering.

by sfcjking March 13, 2011

Buddying

The act of flipping vehicles like hamburgers. Made famous by Buddy of SRA for his amazing capabilities of always flipping vehicles even on perfectly flat terrain.

Person 1: Hey don't flip it!
Person 2: I can't believe you think im bad enough to be 'Buddying' this truck.

by Honkliest August 20, 2021

Battery Budgeting

When you have 20% or less battery power on your cell phone, and you budget your usage time between phone calls, texts or games.

Oh damn my phone is at 15% time to do some Battery Budgeting

by chicken hawk 103 December 23, 2010