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Fudgefinger

The awful condition experienced when you wipe your butt so vigorously that you pierce the toilet paper.
Between his haste to get back to his blind date and the cheap toilet paper, it was inevitable that Vincent's trip to the bathroom would end in fudgefinger.
Fudgefinger by geodave March 24, 2013
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ruddering 

When someone uses there hand to knock a standing man's flacid penis from side to side. The equivalent of motorboating.

Can also do 'tennis ruddering' when you use both hands and bounce the penis between them.

Also possible to do it up and down or with your foot.

Surprisingly satisfying for both particiants
Guy "can I motor boat you?'
Girl "only if I can do some ruddering of you after"
Guy " oh yes please"
ruddering by flemmimaid October 22, 2012

fustering 

to incite arguments by incessant badgering and passive aggressive behavior.
people found his constant fustering of others tiresome and childish
fustering by jack_hammer December 7, 2015

fuddling 

When a man and woman cuddle whilst his penis is inside her vagina. They aint fucking, they aint cuddling. They are fuddling
Tom had his penis inside Jennifer whilst they spooned. As there wasnt any movement they werent fucking, but it wasnt a cuddle either. They were fuddling.
fuddling by Graham Pike December 18, 2013
"gave myself a right good fudding last night" said the bird
fudding by spacenewt December 8, 2009

fidlering 

boasting about things you never did. Exaggerating about accomplishments. grossly distorting the truth to make yourself look good
I survived 3 helicopter crashes without a scratch and that is not fidlering
fidlering by riggeeeeerrrrrrrrrrr September 11, 2010