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uddering 

The act of juvenile masterbation using a downward pointed closed hand while palming the head of the penis.
His hand finally cramped up while uddering for the 3rd time that afternoon.
uddering by SJBrowneII December 25, 2014
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Uddering 

Uddering is a sexual position/act involving 2 partners. It occurs when a male is naked on all fours and the other partner masterbates him into a bucket which is directly under him. The partner then drinks the ejaculation from the bucket.
Friend: So what did you and John get up to last night?
Girl: Oh we tried Uddering. It didn't taste very nice...
Uddering by craiguss March 29, 2015
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udderfinger

a chocolate, caramel filled udder, that is molded into a shape that resembles a finger, and that is mainly eated by eastern uzbekistanians.
Hey slappy, do ya wanna go get an udderfinger for your mother?
, Nah, i already fed her one for breakfast.
udderfinger by 800 g September 6, 2009

be-undering 

the act or statement of being under a given object.
bill: "hey what are you doing?" jim:"oh just be-undering the bed."
be-undering by stinkymamacita January 1, 2019

Be undering

The act or statement of being under a given object.
Jeff: hey Fred, what are you doing?
Fred: I’m just be undering this tree.
Be undering by stinkymamacita January 3, 2019
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