Battery

Magical metal bar that makes things happen, until it runs out of magic. Then it can be used to throw at annoying people, to prop up particularly wobbly chairs or be sold to the gullible.

Priscilla: My battery powered washing machine isnt working
Borris: The batteries must be running out. Lets throw them at Frank!

by Frank March 08, 2004

Battery

Something used to boost energy by shoving up ones asshole

"I've been really tied recently."

"Try shoving a battery up your ass, that'll help."

by SiliCookie November 09, 2019

Battery

A power source, usually providing electrical devices power

My phone battery ran out
Nuuuuuuuuuuu

by Spakeywolf December 28, 2018

Battery

Someone who won't shut up and keeps going on like a duracell battery. They tend not to think before they speak..

girl: does this dress make me look fat?
battery: no of course not...its not the dress thats making you look fat right i mean if you're big you're gonna look big in whatever you wear coz clothes dont have the ability to make you look fat unless it was a really thick material or something but that dress material is really thin so it must just be you
girl: =o ...bitch

by Pseudonymmm123 April 25, 2009

Battery

A stolen item in african slang.

Dude has a lot of battery cars at his crip, im sure all the money he has is from all the batteries!

by Boom Boom Smash November 15, 2017

Battery

Collective noun for more than one Prius. (example of collective noun: a murder of crows, a pod of whales).

1. After we got our second Prius, we had a battery of Prius' in the garage.
2. In Santa Cruz, you often see a battery of Prius' downtown.

by DanGarPrius May 22, 2009

Battery

The multi sex version of skiing performed by either man or woman on one of each sex.
One hand fiddling with a woman's bits whilst the other pleasuring a man thus causing a positive/negative effect.

My friends asked me to go skiing this weekend I had to refuse as Mr & Mrs Pilchard were coming over for a battery session.

by *****ALP***** March 08, 2018