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jonny buckland 

The very amazing guitarist of Coldplay.
The one who wears the swagger hat.
His worst enemy is the sheep.
Chris Martin: look there's a sheep!
Jonny Buckland: RUN!

Bucklame 

Pronounced: "Buck - Lame"

Noun - Alternative name for Auckland City, New Zealand.

Verb - Very, very lame.


Origin:

Noun.
This word first came about in laziness of sending text messages to friends, wherein using predictive texting, the word "Bucklame" comes up instead of the word "Auckland". So when we texted each other about Auckland, we instead left it as "Bucklame". We eventually grew to say this word verbally as opposed to "Auckland", as we found it hilarious to say.

Verb.
The first time we used this word, we were in Auckland itself, and our impression of it as a city was a bad one, so we emphasised the "lame" part of the word, and it quickly became a verb, being used to show the extent of how extremely lame something is.
"Dude, it took me 6 hours to drive to Bucklame!"

"You got dumped for breaking her pencil? that's bucklame!"
Bucklame by Thomas Flynn June 6, 2005
verb. A term used to describe the dual penetration of a female when one penis is entering as the other is exiting in a manner that resembles a bucksaw cutting down a tree.
Mary got bucksawed last night by a couple of drunken hillybilly lumberjacks.
bucksaw by redneckinMassena November 24, 2006

Santa Clara Bucksaw 

A term for a sex position that originated in Upstate NY. The term is synonymous with the Eiffel Tower sex position.
TC: Did you enjoy that Santa Clara Bucksaw last night?
Annette: Yeah, it was really fun.
RJ: I didn't have fun, I had to do anal!
A warcry to some, a noble greeting for others, and furthermore a symbol of companionship. The Buckhaw is the ultimate word in language. It takes several forms, most notably the "violent buckhaw", the "noble buckhaw", the "whiny buckhaw" and the "standard buckhaw".
*Seconds before two friends begin to talk to each other, one extends a "whiny buckhaw". The friend, upon receiving this common greeting, responds with a moderately violent buckhaw*
Friend 1: Mmmmm Buckhaw!
Friend 2: BUCKHAW! Sup?
buckhaw by Ian October 31, 2004

Bucklash 

Coffee that spurt out of the mouth hole of a Starbucks cup as you are walking down the street.
Oh crap, said Pat, I just had this shirt dry cleaned and I got hit by the bucklash!
Bucklash by Bug2266 November 3, 2007