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brumshit 

When you forget about the existence of something or someone. This happens more often than not when you're high, due to the impact on short-term memory.
Bill: "Hey, did Jack brumshit you the other day?"
Ted: "Yeah, he said to me 'I forgot you even existed.' He totally brumshat me."
brumshit by Ishmael Nickel-Grab February 20, 2024
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Ms Eminem Bumshit 

Ms Eminem is a stupid person who thinks beetroots grow on trees. She speaks the Eminem language and she also thinks rabbits have feathers. She has a husband who burned her child with his oven. YUM! She pronounces many words wrong and she has a tiny brain. You might see her dressed as a banana or a dead banana.
Ms Eminem Bumshit is a stupid banana who likes to let her husband burn her child with an oven.
Ms Eminem Bumshit by Hehwe August 23, 2023
when somebody(usually a bum) takes a shit in their pants, and wiggles the leg on the pants to let it out onto the ground..

i just saw that dude walking down the street take a bumshit!
BUMSHIT by FRAKNESS February 23, 2009

brushitting 

the act of brushing your teeth while taking a shit on the can. it is a great way to multi-task for you not only save time by brushing your teeth and crapping, but you can also spit the backwash of your tooth paste and water into the the toilet once you are done then flush it down all together which makes a lovely mint brown swirl known as the "sewage rainbow"
phone conversation
"Dude come on we gotta go hurry up im waiting outside"

"Hold on man let me finish brushitting, im almost done ill be out in a second"
brushitting by teagle March 7, 2010

Bumshits 

A horrid ass smell from when a Homeless person shits their pants can cant replace or wipe his ass thus resulting the worst smelling shit ever have been smelt before. Can also be used for a term for having to take a shit severly bad to the breaking point where your about to shit you pants literally.
"Dude get out of the bathroom i got the bumshits."

"you like 2 girls 1 cup? your gonna love my bumshit soup."
Bumshits by Jewdip November 11, 2009
Also means "lame" or "stupid," this word is used to describe something negatively.
Guy: This game is bumshit. Let's leave.

Dude: Man, that throw was bumshit.

A Person: This is the most bumshit test I have ever taken!
Bumshit by Setnochima April 23, 2007
Feces deposited in a semi-public urban location by homeless people.
"My girlfriend's retarded dog rolled in bumshit this weekend. It took 3 hours to clean her off."
bumshit by Chat Orange February 16, 2009
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