brushitting

the act of brushing your teeth while taking a shit on the can. it is a great way to multi-task for you not only save time by brushing your teeth and crapping, but you can also spit the backwash of your tooth paste and water into the the toilet once you are done then flush it down all together which makes a lovely mint brown swirl known as the "sewage rainbow"

phone conversation
"Dude come on we gotta go hurry up im waiting outside"

"Hold on man let me finish brushitting, im almost done ill be out in a second"

by teagle March 7, 2010

The Beshitting Hour

The Beshitting Hour is that hour after lunch when all of the stalls in the restrooms at offices are occupied. Why? Because everybody be shitting!

"I had check the restrooms on 2 floors before finding one with an unoccupied stall!"
"Yeah, that's what happens at The Beshitting Hour!"
"Yeah, everybody be shitting!"

by BillyRubin July 4, 2012

Brositting

When you take care of your friends who have had far too much to drink. This goes above and beyond the simple task of being the designated driver as it includes but is not limited to:
Making sure they don't get into fights
Making sure if they do get into a fight, damage received is minimal, while damage inflicted is maximal.
Taking lots of pictures while they're throwing up in random places

Brositting Mike was hard enough, but then when Chris had too much to drink it almost got out of control.

by Tyler February 23, 2008

BRUSHBATING

when a girl younger than 18 does not have a dildo and is too scared too as for one she then uses the handle of a hair brush too masterbate

baby im gonna be brushbating tonight i hope your horny

by XXXXDOOMGUYXXXX May 10, 2018