the act of brushing your teeth while taking a shit on the can. it is a great way to multi-task for you not only save time by brushing your teeth and crapping, but you can also spit the backwash of your tooth paste and water into the the toilet once you are done then flush it down all together which makes a lovely mint brown swirl known as the "sewage rainbow"

phone conversation
"Dude come on we gotta go hurry up im waiting outside"

"Hold on man let me finish brushitting, im almost done ill be out in a second"

brushitting by teagle March 7, 2010

buhshit

When a hispanic woman attempts to say bullshit, but with a noticeably spanish accent

-"I bet I could beat you in anything."
-"Thats buhshit!"

buhshit by baby cockneck December 22, 2008

bruhship

When you and your friend on the same hype level. so you have your own language that no one else knows.

bruh, did you see what she did

*hand twirls*
*feet clap together*
thats so relatable

Random person: your bruhship is to strong

bruhship by ahfukajshfk March 8, 2018

brumshit

When you forget about the existence of something or someone. This happens more often than not when you're high, due to the impact on short-term memory.

Bill: "Hey, did Jack brumshit you the other day?"
Ted: "Yeah, he said to me 'I forgot you even existed.' He totally brumshat me."

brumshit by Ishmael Nickel-Grab February 20, 2024

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026