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Hard Brock 

The cafe in Brockenhurst College (New Forest, UK) that sells hot food, drinks and snacks to all students. Has MTV downstairs and a jukebox upstairs. Many cliche's are present.
The name is a joke on the famous Hard Rock Cafe.
Dude, let's go to Hard Brock, I really fancy a cheeseburger.

Mate, only the anime nerds and the wannabe's sit upstairs in Hard Brock.

That James guy in Hard Brock is well hot.
Hard Brock by Sunafire March 28, 2009

Hard Brock 

The place in Brockenhurst college where the coolest kids in town hang out and chill getting food - they also blast out the tunes on MTV.
Mate have you heard the hard brock its like the place that all the danielle and emily's hang!
Hard Brock by Conny Frank January 21, 2011

brick hard 

Same as well 'ard, rock hard. Used to describe someone who is likely to come out victorious in a combat situation. Also used to boost one's ego.
Pronounced "brick 'ard"
Phil: Hey, what is he doing?
Chav 1: Don't mess, he's brick hard!

Jenny: Wow! How did you do that?
Phil: Oh you know me, I'm brick 'ard
brick hard by matrixbadger December 31, 2007

hard block 

Typically used om twitter, to block someone without unblocking, opposite of soft blocking
“I hard blocked that bitch without looking back
hard block by Fxckkconss March 3, 2019

My dick is so hard I could lay a brick 

Having a fully erect penis, that is so hard and ready for sexy time, that it is totally capable of pounding even solid brick to smithereens.
Holy Shit! My dick is so hard I could lay a brick! That's right, I could literally pound the virginity out of a solid brick! So, anyway, what's your mom doing tonight?

brocktard 

Someone who is involved in helping badgers but for some reason (possibly due to lack of sleep) has become mentally unfocussed.
Mark: "did you hear about Simon this morning? he reversed his car into a ditch and had to wake loads of people up to get out"
Alice: "what a brocktard."
brocktard by brock boy September 27, 2013