brock-hard

The state of experiencing an intense, almost painful erection induced by the sight of Brock Lesnar approaching a wrestling ring.

Dude, Bitcoin just jumped 23% today. I'm so brock-hard right now

by Alex Keaton November 11, 2017

Hard Brock

The cafe in Brockenhurst College (New Forest, UK) that sells hot food, drinks and snacks to all students. Has MTV downstairs and a jukebox upstairs. Many cliche's are present.
The name is a joke on the famous Hard Rock Cafe.

Dude, let's go to Hard Brock, I really fancy a cheeseburger.

Mate, only the anime nerds and the wannabe's sit upstairs in Hard Brock.

That James guy in Hard Brock is well hot.

by Sunafire March 28, 2009

Hard Brock

The place in Brockenhurst college where the coolest kids in town hang out and chill getting food - they also blast out the tunes on MTV.

Mate have you heard the hard brock its like the place that all the danielle and emily's hang!

by Conny Frank January 21, 2011

brick hard

Same as well 'ard, rock hard. Used to describe someone who is likely to come out victorious in a combat situation. Also used to boost one's ego.
Pronounced "brick 'ard"

Phil: Hey, what is he doing?
Chav 1: Don't mess, he's brick hard!

Jenny: Wow! How did you do that?
Phil: Oh you know me, I'm brick 'ard

by matrixbadger December 31, 2007

hard block

Typically used om twitter, to block someone without unblocking, opposite of soft blocking

“I hard blocked that bitch without looking back”

by Fxckkconss March 3, 2019

My dick is so hard I could lay a brick

Having a fully erect penis, that is so hard and ready for sexy time, that it is totally capable of pounding even solid brick to smithereens.

Holy Shit! My dick is so hard I could lay a brick! That's right, I could literally pound the virginity out of a solid brick! So, anyway, what's your mom doing tonight?

by tonyfamous November 2, 2011

brocktard

Someone who is involved in helping badgers but for some reason (possibly due to lack of sleep) has become mentally unfocussed.

Mark: "did you hear about Simon this morning? he reversed his car into a ditch and had to wake loads of people up to get out"
Alice: "what a brocktard."

by brock boy September 27, 2013