13 definitions by tonyfamous

Farting a turd is what happens when you hold your shit in too long and then try to relieve a little sphincter muscle pressure by farting.
Man I got to shit so bad, that If you don't get out of the fucking bathroom right now, I'm going to Fart a Turd!!! >_<
by tonyfamous October 18, 2010
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I asked the Doctor at the free Clinic what I can do to get rid of all the zits on my face and I told him it's got to be cheap because I can't afford no Lasers or Proactiv or even Clearasil. He told me pimple popping is free.
by tonyfamous February 3, 2014
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Pinching a biscuit is what happens when you go to the bathroom to take a huge dump, or " pinch a loaf ", but wind up being really costipated and only dropping a small turd.
I'm so fucking constipated that I can't even pinch a biscuit.
by tonyfamous October 4, 2010
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Pinching a biscuit is what happens when you go to the bathroom to take a huge dump, or " pinch a loaf ", but wind up being really costipated and only dropping a small turd.
I'm so fucking constipated. I spent 40 minutes pinching a loaf and wound up only pinching a biscuit.
by tonyfamous October 4, 2010
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fake titties that you wear on or over your real titties so that your little titties look bigger.
Man your titties look bigger! I know you can't afford no breast implants, so those must be breast onplants!
by tonyfamous October 4, 2010
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The act of subjecting yourself to unwanted or improper sexual advances or activity, from yourself.

What masturbators do, even though everybody knows masturbation is a perverted sin that will eventually lead to blindness, really hairy hands and complete insanity. :-P
I spent all last night molesting myself. Damn, my dick is sore!
by tonyfamous October 7, 2010
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Having a fully erect penis, that is so hard and ready for sexy time, that it is totally capable of pounding even solid brick to smithereens.
Holy Shit! My dick is so hard I could lay a brick! That's right, I could literally pound the virginity out of a solid brick! So, anyway, what's your mom doing tonight?
by tonyfamous November 2, 2011
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