Brockbard

Someone who creates hero-tales of badger mythology and derring-do, which can never be substantiated by any evidence or witnesses.

" I've saved loads of badgers from certain death all by myself, disrupted countless shoots and destroyed scores of wire-thingy's !"
"oh Mike, you're such a brockbard."

by cage-breaker November 3, 2013

blocktard

A derogatory word for someone who is not technical, yet wants to talk to you about "blockchain" and related technologies ad nauseam, usually as a tactic to sound smart and relevant.

Blocktards seem to think that blockchain technology has a role in every facet of humanity, and will often cite that they know people that are working on a new cryptocurrency that is a "game changer".

I asked the blocktard at the dinner party to pass the salt, he said it might take 2 to 3 weeks to process the transaction.

by torontobunglist January 26, 2018

brockparker

1. the act of doing anal with Hilary Clinton
2. a member of the GOP for Voldemort (Gays on Parade for Voldemort)

1. Dude, I wanna brockparker so bad right now.
2. Are you gonna become a brockparker?

by Cameron Adams February 23, 2008

brocktard

Someone who is involved in helping badgers but for some reason (possibly due to lack of sleep) has become mentally unfocussed.

Mark: "did you hear about Simon this morning? he reversed his car into a ditch and had to wake loads of people up to get out"
Alice: "what a brocktard."

by brock boy September 27, 2013

cock blockward

Any sort of situation* in which an awkward moment, usually created by a foul move on the part of one of the sexually interested, prevents an individual from having sexual relations with their "target" over the course of the night.

*including, but not limited to parties, tailgates, bonfires and thirsty thursdays

Skyler: So bro, it was totally going with this chick. She kept complimenting my flow and everything. Then, out of no where, my boy came up and iced me in front of my slam piece. She totally dipped!
Brad: Dude! You didn't get to sleep with her? Totally cock blockward!

by kit fistbro November 10, 2010

Bracktard

A reference to Roger Goodell in his younger years. In today's terms, a Bracktard is someone who would be a terrible commissioner of a fantasy football league, imposing ridiculous rules and not including a waiver wire.

"What are you Bracktarded?"

"Never go full Bracktard."

by God Hates You July 22, 2014

[Brockward]

A Term Made by Assorted Mission Teens Refering To A Freind Whom Of Which Is Totally Aweosme But Around The Ladies Fails Miserably

Man He Totally Blew It With That Chick, The Whole Thing Was Brockward.

by Randy- April 13, 2007