matrixbadger's definitions

Crumpet Feet

Used to describe someone who walks strangely, like someone with pingu feet. Offensive as it accuses the other person of being retarded, and acting like it.

Phil: Have you seen Dave walking?
Adam: Yeah, that mofo has crumpet feet

Dave: Phil you can be such a prick sometimes
Phil: Shut it, crumpet feet!

by matrixbadger February 19, 2009

Tricia Helfer

The smoking-hot Canadian actress who plays Number 6 in the re-imagined series of Battlestar Galactica.

Tricia Helfer is hot.

by matrixbadger February 17, 2009

Curb Moment

When everything goes wrong for one day, from the HBO series "Curb Your Enthusiasm" - the adventures of Larry David, where he is constantly getting himself into shit.
When all the problems one inadvertently causes come back to haunt them.

Example 1:
Phil: WTF? You just spilt my pint, you muppet!
Jonathan: Sorry, I'm having a curb moment

Example 2:
*Woman slaps Phil*
Phil: Shit, I'm having a curb moment today. I didn't mean to offend her

by matrixbadger February 19, 2009

Consume

A command used during any good drinking game, pretty much self-explanatory.

*Person 1 fails task*
Person 2: CONSUME!
*Person 1 drinks*

by matrixbadger July 28, 2009

Brewjob

Having to put one's mouth over the top of a newly-opened beer bottle/can in order to prevent overflow. Looks quite like a clumsy blowjob, hence the name.

My beer started to froth up, so I had to give in and give it a brewjob.

by matrixbadger October 18, 2009

farting cockroach

Slang for moped, used to describe the sound made by a moped and other small vehicles, that seems to sound like a cockroach farting - if indeed cockroaches do fart.

*Chav drives past on moped*
Person 1: Oh look, a farting cockroach

by matrixbadger December 31, 2007

Chodney

A short, fat man/boy. Basically a fat dwarf. Often hairy and unattractive.

Eric Cartman is a chodney.

by matrixbadger May 30, 2009