18 definitions by matrixbadger

From the verb "To Novel". This is where you have intercourse with someone (generally a woman using doggy style or a man) whilst reading out extracts from Charles Dickens.

A really smelly, runny shit. Named "Poostripes" because of his messy and diarrhoea-like qualities.

Having to put one's mouth over the top of a newly-opened beer bottle/can in order to prevent overflow. Looks quite like a clumsy blowjob, hence the name.

Same as well 'ard, rock hard. Used to describe someone who is likely to come out victorious in a combat situation. Also used to boost one's ego.
Pronounced "brick 'ard"

A command used during any good drinking game, pretty much self-explanatory.

A short, fat man/boy. Basically a fat dwarf. Often hairy and unattractive.

A section of flab on the stomach of a chodney. Also known as a spare tire. A veritable insult in its own right.