Having to put one's mouth over the top of a newly-opened beer bottle/can in order to prevent overflow. Looks quite like a clumsy blowjob, hence the name.
by matrixbadger October 18, 2009

Slang for moped, used to describe the sound made by a moped and other small vehicles, that seems to sound like a cockroach farting - if indeed cockroaches do fart.
by matrixbadger December 31, 2007

by matrixbadger July 28, 2009

Used to describe someone who walks strangely, like someone with pingu feet. Offensive as it accuses the other person of being retarded, and acting like it.
Phil: Have you seen Dave walking?
Adam: Yeah, that mofo has crumpet feet
Dave: Phil you can be such a prick sometimes
Phil: Shut it, crumpet feet!
Adam: Yeah, that mofo has crumpet feet
Dave: Phil you can be such a prick sometimes
Phil: Shut it, crumpet feet!
by matrixbadger February 19, 2009

The smoking-hot Canadian actress who plays Number 6 in the re-imagined series of Battlestar Galactica.
by matrixbadger February 17, 2009

When everything goes wrong for one day, from the HBO series "Curb Your Enthusiasm" - the adventures of Larry David, where he is constantly getting himself into shit.
When all the problems one inadvertently causes come back to haunt them.
When all the problems one inadvertently causes come back to haunt them.
Example 1:
Phil: WTF? You just spilt my pint, you muppet!
Jonathan: Sorry, I'm having a curb moment
Example 2:
*Woman slaps Phil*
Phil: Shit, I'm having a curb moment today. I didn't mean to offend her
Phil: WTF? You just spilt my pint, you muppet!
Jonathan: Sorry, I'm having a curb moment
Example 2:
*Woman slaps Phil*
Phil: Shit, I'm having a curb moment today. I didn't mean to offend her
by matrixbadger February 19, 2009

From the verb "To Novel". This is where you have intercourse with someone (generally a woman using doggy style or a man) whilst reading out extracts from Charles Dickens.
Phil: I indulged in a bit of novelling with Susie last night
Adam: Really!? What's she into?
Phil: It has to be said, the bitch loves "A Tale of Two Cities"
Adam: Really!? What's she into?
Phil: It has to be said, the bitch loves "A Tale of Two Cities"
by matrixbadger February 16, 2009
