brocktard 

Someone who is involved in helping badgers but for some reason (possibly due to lack of sleep) has become mentally unfocussed.

Mark: "did you hear about Simon this morning? he reversed his car into a ditch and had to wake loads of people up to get out"
Alice: "what a brocktard."

brocktard by brock boy September 27, 2013

blocktard 

A derogatory word for someone who is not technical, yet wants to talk to you about "blockchain" and related technologies ad nauseam, usually as a tactic to sound smart and relevant.

Blocktards seem to think that blockchain technology has a role in every facet of humanity, and will often cite that they know people that are working on a new cryptocurrency that is a "game changer".

I asked the blocktard at the dinner party to pass the salt, he said it might take 2 to 3 weeks to process the transaction.

blocktard by torontobunglist January 26, 2018

brockparker 

1. the act of doing anal with Hilary Clinton
2. a member of the GOP for Voldemort (Gays on Parade for Voldemort)

1. Dude, I wanna brockparker so bad right now.
2. Are you gonna become a brockparker?

brockparker by Cameron Adams February 23, 2008

BrockTurnered 

RAPED.

"Ladies, make sure you stay in groups when clubbing so you don't get Brockturnered out there."

"That car dealership really brockturnered me on the price of my new ride."

BrockTurnered by WickedA September 4, 2016

Bucktarded

Bucktarded is a unique definition to define someone who is a “bucktee” and “retarded”.

Hey you know Sameer?
Yeah I do, why ?
That man is definitely Bucktarded.

Bucktarded by Slanglover12 April 15, 2020

Becktard 

Becktard- A person that lacks common sense and education who believes that Glen Beck's thoughts and words are just below that of the holy gospel and they must belive and do as they are told. They have no problem with making him rich by purchasing his books and attending his lectures while they live off of hotdogs and beans.Like Jim Jones If Beck offered them kool-aid they would drink it quickly and smile. They waste their time listening to him on radio and watching his TV show followed by passing his words onto others not knowing that normal people laugh at them because of the stupitidy they show.

What a becktard.

Becktard by wolf1958 June 27, 2010

cock blockward 

Any sort of situation* in which an awkward moment, usually created by a foul move on the part of one of the sexually interested, prevents an individual from having sexual relations with their "target" over the course of the night.

*including, but not limited to parties, tailgates, bonfires and thirsty thursdays

Skyler: So bro, it was totally going with this chick. She kept complimenting my flow and everything. Then, out of no where, my boy came up and iced me in front of my slam piece. She totally dipped!
Brad: Dude! You didn't get to sleep with her? Totally cock blockward!

cock blockward by kit fistbro November 10, 2010