"I can't come to work today, my girl's having my baby."
"Okay...hope everything goes well. Take as much time as you need."
"Ard."
"Okay...hope everything goes well. Take as much time as you need."
"Ard."
by cougheeNsmoke September 28, 2008

by Philly0101 October 07, 2008

stands for "Awkward Restroom Dialogue;" typically used between males after a conversation is started in the most uncomfortable of places: the bathroom. Can also refer to any awkward bathroom situation (i.e. your boss/teacher walks in).
Dude 1: "Dude, that guy walked up to the urinal right next to me when there were clearly others open and started a conversation."
Dude 2: Ard.
Dude 2: Ard.
by askdfmnsajfnadsf October 03, 2011


by baker1321 October 09, 2011

by double-hawk February 24, 2008
