Brocastery

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Adj/Noun; When four or more things go horribly wrong in your day and it's as if it was savagely targeting you in particular.

(A man or woman gets punched in the face and hits the floor in a puddle of Mud as a dog pees on them. When the person gets up they get punched again) "WHAT THE BROCASTERY IS THIS!!"

"My day was mad brocastery. I was doing homework in study hall when the school bully knocked my stuff on the floor with my girlfriend on his shoulders. I thought I could shake it off when I went to pick up my stuff but my best friend slap me in the face and had the nerve to say "guess what... chicken butt"!That was type brocastery if I've ever seen it."

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brocasserole

10 or more bros mixing it up in one room getting baked

dude did you enjoy that brocasserole we cooked up this morning?

- of course. i was so high by the time we were done I was totally ready to head to the festival and chow on some corndogs

brocasserole by shithappenspartynaked June 9, 2010

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Brocastery • broaster • Bocasteria • Broaster Strudel • brocasserole • brockster • brocrasterbate • Brocrasterbating • bromaster wordsmith • bro master

Brocrasterbating

The act of wasting time, or putting off other more important activities by masturbating...

... with your bro.

1: "I didn't wanna do my research paper, so I resorted to Brocrasterbating."
2: "Yikes..."
3: "No worries, just back to back-sies."

Brocrasterbating by SpaceMountain March 1, 2011

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Bocasteria

A super-sweet place in college where you can go and buy all sorts of good food, including a bocadillo. Also the CAS stands for: Collegio Adventista de Sagunto.

Dude! want to go get a bocadillo at the bocasteria?

Bocasteria by Franky Xenoth November 13, 2006

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broaster

A communal toaster shared by two or more cohabiting males.

"I bought a new broaster for the guys as a housewarming gift."

broaster by munchkin'smom October 23, 2014

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bromaster wordsmith

a bro who is godly at crafting new words to be entered onto Urban Dictionary.

Person 1: "Dude i just thought of another word to add to UD"
Person 2: "You, sir, are truly a bromaster wordsmith. I think thats like the 5th word this week you've added to UD."

bromaster wordsmith by Ebok24 August 24, 2009

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Bromaster

The Youtuber Bromaster. Great guy. Games go burr. Subscribing would be a good idea

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Bromaster by Bromastergoburr March 27, 2021

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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