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procrasterbate

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Putting off homework or other important activities in order to masturbate.
I failed my physics test because I stayed up looking at sheep porn instead of studying. I'm such a procrasterbator!
procrasterbate by Gary March 19, 2005

Brocrasturbate 

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The masturbation that ensues when two Bros are lazy but are unable to find any typically available procrastination outlets.
Bro #1: "Dude. I don't wanna do this shit."
Bro #2: "Word, dude. And cables out too."
Bro #1: "Yeah, I guess we could brocrasturbate..."
Bro #2: "Yeah. I could do that."
Brocrasturbate by 327Shoutout April 5, 2009

procrasterbate

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Round my way, it means you keep putting off masterbating, ie you keep procrastinating on your masterbating.
Guy: Ya I was gonna free willy and do my best automatic sprinkler impression but then I got distract... ooh look! a nickel! (..and thus another successful procrasterbate)
procrasterbate by Seatthell July 28, 2011

Procrasterbate

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When there is something you had wanted to, planed, or needed to do, but against your better judgement, you spent the time materbating.
I was going to use my only free time today making an Urban Dictionary entry, but all I inevitably did was Procrasterbate.
Procrasterbate by Jeo58 October 9, 2008

Brocrasterbating

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The act of wasting time, or putting off other more important activities by masturbating...

... with your bro.
1: "I didn't wanna do my research paper, so I resorted to Brocrasterbating."
2: "Yikes..."
3: "No worries, just back to back-sies."

procrasterbate

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v. to masturbate instead of tending to one's responsibilities, where the obvious and more productive and/or beneficial choice, such as finishing one's work or getting much needed rest, is put off for the duration of the "me time" session, and often ignored altogether.

see also procrasterbation, procrasterbator, procrasterbatory
frank: sorry i'm too tired to drive, man. i'm exhausted.
dave: really? didnt you go to your room to pass out at real early last night?
frank: yeah, but i didn't end up going to sleep until about 3 or so.
dave: why?
frank: i dont know, man. i watched "wild things" and it was stupid of me, but i started to procrasterbate for however long it takes form the opening credits to the end of that threesome scene.

or

jenny: what time will you be ready to go to the store to get ingredients for chili night?
kara: probably about five o'clock or so, but call me.
jenny: i swear, if you procrasterbate and aren't ready until a quarter past, you're done for.
procrasterbate by steve m g December 26, 2007
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