brockster 

She is soo awesome, i love her soo much

she makes the best brownies
she has amazing eyes and smile
a friend you can always count on
love her to bits
ELIZA!!!!!!!!!
she is soo pretty, mega hot, super thin
doesnt have to go on a diet
has uncoordinated legs from her dad
makeup at school
best hugs
awesome hair

long eyelashes
loves zoolander
she is ma bestest friend!!!

i love eliza!!!! aka brockster

brockster by hansoloeliza July 22, 2010

BrockTurnered 

RAPED.

"Ladies, make sure you stay in groups when clubbing so you don't get Brockturnered out there."

"That car dealership really brockturnered me on the price of my new ride."

BrockTurnered by WickedA September 4, 2016

brocktard 

Someone who is involved in helping badgers but for some reason (possibly due to lack of sleep) has become mentally unfocussed.

Mark: "did you hear about Simon this morning? he reversed his car into a ditch and had to wake loads of people up to get out"
Alice: "what a brocktard."

brocktard by brock boy September 27, 2013

brinkster

Brinksters are the aspiring hyphenates who have yet to make it in "the (film) industry" and are essentially, on the brink of fame, stardom or whatever you want to call it.

The pathology of the brinkster is predicated upon the hope that tomorrow they can be the next big thing, coupled with the dread that in ten years from now they can be doing the exact same thing.

brinkster by Christine Palau May 17, 2006

Backster 

The opposite of a hipster, a backster is a person who doesn't like things until after they're cool. Also known as slowpoke.

"He's such a backster that he just started watching Arrested Development."

"Hey guys, check out this awesome new band, the Neon Trees!"

Backster by PolkaDotRobot June 8, 2013

cock blockternity 

The amount of time that goes by while being cock blocked for way too long. (Combination of cock block and eternity)

That guy's forty year old and still a virgin? Those cock blockulas have cock blocked him for a 'cock blockternity!'

cock blockternity by xmovox October 26, 2009

Brodster 

A very funny male, who tends to enjoy filling his shoes with snow and girls moaning. Brodsters like skatboarding and wearing hats. They are very imature and own 800 doormice
See Freak

Random Person: Heyy do you have a doormouse i could have?
Brodster: NO! i always have to have ecactly 800!

Brodster by UberNoob April 6, 2008