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Bro Fest 

Where a bunch of bros head out to a hot spot location, murder four lokos and slay everything that walks. The main goal is to get your numbers up, and if anybody tries to remain sober on a fest they are murdered and buried in a shallow grave.
The White Panda is playing in NYC, we should totally Bro Fest there and murder everything in sight.

The dudes at EpicBroFest.com really know how to throw a fest
Bro Fest by Epic Bro Fest December 7, 2010

bro-fest 

a gathering of bros (males over the age of 14, typically friends with each other) in which events may occur that could be considered of a homosexual nature to everyone with the exception of those actively participating in the gathering.
We're not gay, it's just a frickin bro-fest!
bro-fest by Red Striped Sweater October 28, 2006

Bro-fest 

1. An activity involving multiple bros, oftentimes being a party or trip to a local fast food restaurant.

2. A concert featuring tough guy metal bands that aren't even good such as; Killswitch Engage, Hatebreed, Slipknot, Linkin Park, and other bands.
1. "You want to go to Marc's party later?"
"It's his brother who is having the party, so you know it's going to be a total bro-fest."

2. "You want to go to Sonar tonight?"
"Who's playing?"
"LOL NVM it's gonna be a bro-fest."
Bro-fest by Shitstomp9999 December 31, 2008

Epic Bro Fest 

3-8 bros head out to a rage for 2-7 days in a dope locale such as Las Vegas, South Beach or Mardi Gras. The goal is to pummel beers and skanks until everyone passes out and then do it again the next day.
Yo man, I hear Running of the Bulls is the best place for an Epic Bro Fest, all you do is murder tequillia and slay latinos.

Epicbrofest.com is a sweet place to read about bros Epic Bro Fests from all around the country.
Epic Bro Fest by Bro Sidon December 9, 2010

Festival Dude-bro 

An affectionate drunk who continues to seek intoxication not realizing that the festival is over. Festival Dude-bro is capable of little coherent speech, other than the often used and fully interchangeable terms , "Dude" and "Bro".
Festival Dude-bro, staggering into campsite, "Dude, lees part-y! Dude, Got any beerrrzz bro?"
Concerned Festivaler, "Dude-bro, I think you need to sit down before you fall down and drink some water."
Festival Dude-bro by Broomy April 22, 2007
broh-fest
-noun

1. a time of bro-ligous or other celebration, marked by excessive alcohol and meat consumption whilst rep-bro-senting.

2 a period or brogram of festive activities typically involving the combined use of inner-tubes and river sodas.
We should bring another 5 pounds of bacon to Brofest this year.
Brofest by edoglost April 18, 2011