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broh-fest
-noun

1. a time of bro-ligous or other celebration, marked by excessive alcohol and meat consumption whilst rep-bro-senting.

2 a period or brogram of festive activities typically involving the combined use of inner-tubes and river sodas.
We should bring another 5 pounds of bacon to Brofest this year.
Brofest by edoglost April 18, 2011
Words you can keep
1.Hanging out with a bunch of your friends, usually guys.

2. Hanging out with one of your close guy friends, no homo

3. Just Relaxing
1. Me, Brosef, and Doug brofested yesterday.

2. No one else could hang out so me and Brosef brofested yesterday.

3. "My Cat's on fire!" "Chill out, it's not that big of a deal. Just brofest"

brofest by BigDubs June 27, 2008
The joining of fellow bros for a session of chilling. No girls allowed are allowed at a brofest, if a girl comes to a brofest it is no longer a brofest.
"hey dude, you game for brofest tonight?"
brofest by Anthony Ajluni May 22, 2008
Hip-Hop duo out of Price William County, Northern Virginia (Nova) consisting of Dylan Fant primarily on beats and guitar and Jimmy Ford on lead vocals. So illy
I love that Brofest song "How Do I Feel?" because i also enjoy posting up chillen on saturday nights with a brew and my crew
brofest by Illa MC April 14, 2009

Brofest in Bed 

When two or more straight men lay in the same bed together.
Dude #1: Is it gay that I took a nap with two of my friends in my bed yesterday?
Dude #2: No it's straight. It's a Brofest in Bed.

Brofest in Bed 

What you get the morning after a fourgy or moregy while everyone is still naked and a guy or guys are waking up hungry with morning wood.

The bro stink makes everyone randickulously horny and everyone kicks in to make boy butter for the pancakes.

(Refers to any gender crush situation)
ie.

"Kitchens trashed Dwizzle."

"No worries li'l bro... Bacon and eggs are already cookin' right here. It's Brofest in bed this morning~ Pass the butter for these man-cakes."
Brofest in Bed by Sterling Arch March 24, 2011

Brofest Comedy 

A youtube channel made up of 6 idiots where they make skits like Man-Man Dragon Ballz Peepee and Naked Men?
Alex: Yo do you watch Brofest Comedy?

Matthew: Yeah I do!
Brofest Comedy by JeffTheDuck January 30, 2023
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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