Definitions by Broomy

a joey 

if you do "a joey" it means to get out your penis out regularly, attempting to entertain other people. Most commonly done on webcam.

f*cking hell kemp did a joey last night!

a joey by Broomy November 9, 2008

Festival Dude-bro 

An affectionate drunk who continues to seek intoxication not realizing that the festival is over. Festival Dude-bro is capable of little coherent speech, other than the often used and fully interchangeable terms , "Dude" and "Bro".

Festival Dude-bro, staggering into campsite, "Dude, lees part-y! Dude, Got any beerrrzz bro?"
Concerned Festivaler, "Dude-bro, I think you need to sit down before you fall down and drink some water."

Festival Dude-bro by Broomy April 22, 2007