brlunch

When you have made plans to get breakfast and/or brunch ( or an early lunch ) with a good friend and/ or family member(s); and they are delayed from legitimate reasons or because they're a huge flake and you are determined to have breakfast foods so you wait for hours until they show up.

I was supposed to have brunch with James and my sister but we actually had brlunch.

brlunch by jack m. hill April 18, 2015

Brunch Democrat 

A slang term usually aimed at American Democrat voters (generally those who are upper middle class or rich) who care more about being mildly inconvenienced by not being able to go to brunch than they do about people who aren't as better off as them.

The term originated during the Women's March on Washington in 2017, where several white women held up signs that said "If Hillary were president, we'd be at brunch."

"In American politics you can be one of three people: The Millionaire, The poor Republican/Democrat, or the Brunch Democrat. No one likes the Brunch Democrat."

Brunch Democrat by Julius J October 27, 2020

Big Gay Brunch 

"BGB" for short, this is a phenomenon which occurs generally on Sundays but may happen on a Saturday. It starts with the idea of cooking brunch, but balloons out of control with a mini-party of anywhere between 5-15 people in the kitchen cooking, blasting music and dancing. The actual food itself becomes a distraction as it's more important to be in the dance cage at this point drinking straight from the champagne bottle that was originally meant for classy mimosas. Most people call out of work the next day.

"Hey Chip, you heading over to Big Gay Brunch"? "Oh HELL no. Last week I didn't make it into work until Wednesday"

Big Gay Brunch by thomidu June 17, 2013

dc brunch

Gathering of homogeneously haircut homosexual white bottoms celebrating their progress and privilege over an all you can drink event ironically billed as "bottomless."

Hey, you guys doing DC brunch this weekend?

No, can't make it, trying to branch out. But see you at town later.

dc brunch by Dupont Shaw NoMa August 3, 2017

brunch crush 

a situation in which an individual becomes infatuated with their server or host during a leisurely Sunday brunch.

"Dude, I can't stop thinking about our waitress. She's totally my brunch crush."

brunch crush by Bc May 6, 2016

brunchner 

A meal that combines breakfast, lunch, and dinner together. Usually consumed after 3pm.

Danny: Is Gina coming to the dinner tonight?
Sandy: No, she's so busy she's only got time for brunchners.

brunchner by xchibi April 4, 2009

New Orleans Hot Brunch 

The unfortunate situation that arises when you’re working Brunch at the local po-boy shack and it’s almost 100° outside and the sweat drips down the small of your back inevitably accumulating in your butt crack. The only way to provide relief to this uncomfortable predicament is to dust the crack of your ass with the powdered sugar from the beignet station, thus absorbing the sweat and providing some small bit of relief as you continue to roast in the Louisiana sun.

1. HOT DAMN BRAH!! My ass is swampy like the Bartholomew Bayou, we got ourselves a New Orleans Hot Brunch today!

2. Person one: “Who dat say dey gonna beat dem Saints?”

Person two: “Who gives a flying fuck? Pass the powdered sugar because it’s a god damn New Orleans Hot Brunch in my pants right now.”

New Orleans Hot Brunch by GhostFaceKillah1969 July 28, 2019