Blunchkins

Similar to blumpkins when, after eating eggs benedict, you get head while letting that shit loose.

Yo I took my girl to "Friend of a Farmer" for brunch. Little did she know she'd be giving me blunchkins afterwards...the little whore.

by Sanch Oh April 02, 2007

Blunchkin

receiving oral sex while eating lunch and taking a dump at the same time... getting the best of all 3 worlds all in one!!!!!

Bill Clinton used to receive "Blunchkins" daily because as you all may know he was a very busy man!

by Zoltan84 May 13, 2010

blunchkin

when you are taking a crap and gettin head at the same time

my girl gave me a blunchkin and i accidentally craped on her face

by Tie money March 24, 2010