A series of male queefs, consisting of a rapid-fire brisk expulsion of penile flatulence. There is occasional drippage associated with this disorder.
1. "I went to make my mead, but the next thing I knew I had brikings in my shorts."
2. "I kept yelling over my wife until she handed me a fistful of my brikings medications."
3. "I don't drink commercial mead with sorbate because the flavor causes me a fit of the brikings."
A sex act involving male genitalia performing anal, and then after completion the partner sucking the combination of substances out of the penis, like they're smoking a pipe.
1. Typically occurs when a condom is left in place following a sex act for a prolonged period resulting in a 'pruning' effect of the male member. Intoxication usually precipitates the act of brining the turkey.
2. See soaking. May also be applied to the act of prolonged 'soaking'.
George came home three sheets to the wind and had his way with Betty. Unfortunately, he was so hammered he wound up "brining the turkey".
As he awoke from his drunken slumber George looked down and saw that he had "brined the turkey".