bringdong 

A small floppy penis that never gets hard

" man my boyfriend is such a bringdong

bringdong by Lynn7789021 May 15, 2016

bringing the midpack to the function 

To bring poor quality weed to the party/event.

“Typical Weasleys bringing the midpack to the function,” - Malfoy

bringing the midpack to the function by DefeaterOfMid June 30, 2022

captain bringdown 

pejorative term used to best describe the guy at the party who kills the mood with a depressing story

The soiree quickly went south when Carl ,aka "captain bringdown",
mentioned his
puppy died.
See "Debbie Downer"

captain bringdown by sheila in the car June 9, 2009

Bringing the Browns to the Super Bowl 

Defecating. Loosening of bowels into a porcelain bowl-shaped receptacle.

After bringing the Browns to the Super Bowl, Jim sat down and wrote a letter to Penthouse lying about the wild sex with twin midgets.

Bringing the Browns to the Super Bowl by Doombot October 21, 2003

Bongdongaladole 

When you be feelin' sicker than sick.

Goobert: Yoooooo, duuuude, like, I'm feeling, like, Bongdongaladole righ' now. Ya know?

Shoobert: Whooooaaa bro, crazy.

Goobert: I knowwwww.

Bongdongaladole by Turtle of the Fan April 26, 2021

Bringing Home The Bacon 

to have a large amount of swagger

that guys got so much swagger man, bringing home the bacon for real.

yeah man, mad pig.

Bringing Home The Bacon by swine flew September 13, 2010

Bringing home the bacon and the sausage 

Stated by a male, who brings home the income and supplies sexual delight to his partner.

Yo baby you better be ready for me cuz i am bringing home the bacon AND the sausage.

Bringing home the bacon and the sausage by Phatty Deliscious July 9, 2009