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ringzinger 

a shit that burns your asshole as it comes out, generally after eating a hot curry.

OR

a man who likes to lick asshole
MAAAAN that curry last night gave me ringzinger, i had to squirt water up my ass to get some relief

ahahaha yeah that ryan dude is a real ringzinger
ringzinger by jownay May 8, 2006

dingdongery 

Stupid, silly, and usually harmless actions that make reasonable people shake their heads in disbelief. Usually these are actions made by people who don't think things all the way through and/or can be described as "ding dongs".
You got a tattoo that says "$WAG" because you "thought it was funny"?! That's straight dingdongery.
dingdongery by jesses55 May 27, 2021

Ringzinger 

The feeling of intense fire in and around your mud muscle while taking a poo.

Occurs after eating hot and spicy zinger sauce at KFC
The colonel really dished me up a finger licking good ringzinger
Ringzinger by Antiscene74 May 20, 2016

Dingdonger 

''Look, he's got a dingdonger!
Dingdonger by LMCFEV February 21, 2009

RingDinger 

the act of making love to the whole from some ones earing (usualy gauged ears only work)
due i just gave that guy a ringdinger now he can hear my sperm swiming
RingDinger by Steven Salazar 3rd February 5, 2005

Ringdong 

Nigga this place is lit, we got autists, abusive admins, a gay we bully, some fake depression kids, a failed isis member from bosnian and we got a grammar natzi
Why would i ever want to go to ringdong
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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