Bingdong 

a very large, often taller then 2 foot, water pipe or bong

load the bingdong, prepare for war!

that bingdong is wayyyyy too big.

that bingdong is almost as big as MY bingdong.

Bingdong by bingdong lova March 13, 2010

Bongdongaladole 

When you be feelin' sicker than sick.

Goobert: Yoooooo, duuuude, like, I'm feeling, like, Bongdongaladole righ' now. Ya know?

Shoobert: Whooooaaa bro, crazy.

Goobert: I knowwwww.

Bongdongaladole by Turtle of the Fan April 26, 2021

Bingbongnoodle 

When you ring the door to someone’s house. But they don’t answer and now you feel like a noodle for not calling the person before going to their house.

“Ughhh I’m such a bingbongnoodle”

Bingbongnoodle by djchkegfiygefiy May 6, 2018

BingBong (Disrespectfully) 

(n) When you want to call something stupid

Yuhas: Here we see that a dog is a cat only when you define it as so
You: BingBong (Disrespectfully)

BingBong (Disrespectfully) by Cocksuckingslayer February 9, 2023

Bongdong 

Verb; To take a hit from a bong, and immediately suck a dong.

'Dude, she totally bongdonged me'
'What's bongdong?'
'You know when a chick takes a hit from the bong and blows you off'
'Oh, like what you're mother did to me last night?'
'Dude... why do you have to ruin it everytime?'

Bongdong by Dee$ February 5, 2009

Blingdong 

A mildly derogatory name for someone who thinks too highly of himself, tries too hard, fails semi-regularly, and is oblivious to all of the above.

Blingdong is much less harsh than "toolbag."

Me: You know that guy who says "Classic!" in response to everything. He's kind of a blingdong.
You: Dude, he's autistic.
Me: I know.

Blingdong by Kingblingdong February 19, 2010

cock-alocka-bingbong 

when a female transvestite sticks her hairy, sweaty testicles into the mouth of some Hawaiian guy and wings them around and the balls smack around in his mouth making a bingbong noise. then the Hawaiian guy then bits her balls off and plays the bongos while dancing in a grass skirt. he then kills a midget by spitting the balls through a blow gun. (blowing balls through a blow gun at midget faces has been a Hawaiian tradition since they stopped fucking monkeys.

when i went to Hawaii i was welcome with pleasureable cock-alocka-bingbong.

cock-alocka-bingbong by Nigth Tigers March 29, 2008