breastcipe

A newborns meal plan until he/she/he-she is around 12 months.

What’s a good breastcipe for Jack tonight? Milk or Milk?

breastcipe by DoYOthangGirl June 17, 2020

Breasties before Testes 

When you put your girl friends before your boyfriend; An alternative to woes before bros.

Jim:"So, Carol, are you going out to dinner with the guys and me tonight?
Carol:"No, sorry Jim"
Jim:"I thought that you said earlier that you could go"
Carol:"Brittany and I are watching Netflix tonight, breasties before testes!

Breasties before Testes by M.Hessler May 4, 2015

Breastie Nestie 

Bra. The clothes that go underneath.

Don't look at my breastie nesties.

Breastie Nestie by yes............ February 18, 2020

breasticles 

The rounded organs situated on a female chest. They come in many shapes and sizes and are often used for persuasion.

Look at the breasticles on her!

breasticles by Dan Tutty March 4, 2004

Beastwipe 

When you take a massive shit and go to wipe, but you don't realize your Hulk-like strength and destroy the toilet paper in your hand. Then you continue to wipe your ass with your bare hand.

Oh man, I was in the bathroom the other day and totally had to beastwipe. My hand still fucking smells.

Beastwipe by Urghat April 24, 2010

Breastscape

The area of a woman's breast that is extensively displayed by low-cut blouses. Similar to the words "landscape" and "skyline" in describing other kinds of scenery. Breastscape includes, but is not limited to cleavage. Also: "Overboob".

I love the beach. The surf, sand, and "breastscape" are incredible!

Breastscape by kyeat001 July 25, 2009

breasticles 

Breasts which, at one time, were very large but have become saggy, thus resembling testicles.

"Don't let your mom on the trampoline! She'll beat herself to death with those breasticles!"

breasticles by HairFarmer January 18, 2008