newborns 

Factory rims on a car.

You need to get you some dubs and get rid of those newborns.

newborns by T. Richardson May 17, 2004

Kentucky Fried Newborns

The restaurant that sells sperm** in a dead chicken that is fried for 1 hour in North Korea, and then sold to the food bank in Western Europe, where it is then shipped to South America, and seasoned to their liking, before being sent to America to fill everyone's stomachs with delicious food.

**PLEASE NOTE IF A GIRL EATS THIS SHE MIGHT GET PREGNANT

Guy 1: I love Kentucky fried newborns
Guy 2: wtf?

Kentucky Fried Newborns by brian33337 October 14, 2023

Come down today, and try some corn, or we will sacrifice your newborn

YouTube has taken over this meme. It’s underrated, and, if you don’t worship the corn…

It’s over for your kneecaps

40-Year-Old in a corn costume: Come down today, and try some corn, or we will sacrifice your newborn

YouTube/Internet: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Come down today, and try some corn, or we will sacrifice your newborn by Hola Soy Dora I like Eddsworld February 17, 2022

newborn hamster 

when a person shares physical characteristics with a newborn hamster due to being in an extreme state of drunkenness or tiredness. these characteristics include squinted, baggy, puffy or darkened eyes and pinkened skin.

"holy shit man, you look like a newborn hamster!"

newborn hamster by Laura MM October 11, 2006

newborn 

A person who knows nothing about a fandom but decides too be in it.

Usually a teenage girl.

Pulling knowledge that is not true and that is very invalid.

"Sally thought Niall had brown curly hair!"
"OMG shes tots a newborn."

newborn by Word girl May 19, 2014

Newborn Feast 

When a woman is having a baby and you eat her out

My babies coming! Newborn feast time baby eat me

Newborn Feast by Grahm Salsbury September 6, 2009

Newborn Swag 

The atmosphere some are born with that emits a radiant vibe of respect and coolness; usually marks the destiny of a great leader and/or an individual who is an all-around winner in life

1st Shepherd: "Hey Thaddeus, did you hear about the kid Mary and Joseph just had?"

2nd Shepherd: "Yeah, he has a certain newborn swag about him; he's going places."

Newborn Swag by ProfOak63 March 2, 2010