Urghat's definitions

Beastwipe

When you take a massive shit and go to wipe, but you don't realize your Hulk-like strength and destroy the toilet paper in your hand. Then you continue to wipe your ass with your bare hand.

Oh man, I was in the bathroom the other day and totally had to beastwipe. My hand still fucking smells.

by Urghat April 24, 2010

Babystain

1. When a pregnant woman lies on her back, and someone stomps on her pregnant stomach. The resulting stain left on the wall from the fetus splattering is known as a babystain.

2. The semen stain on a woman's blouse after giving head to a man.

"Yeah, she said she didn't want the baby, but it was too late to get an abortion, so I turned that fetus into a babystain."

"Did you see that babystain on Cindy's blouse? She's such a whore."

by Urghat May 1, 2010