Beastwipe

When you take a massive shit and go to wipe, but you don't realize your Hulk-like strength and destroy the toilet paper in your hand. Then you continue to wipe your ass with your bare hand.

Oh man, I was in the bathroom the other day and totally had to beastwipe. My hand still fucking smells.

by Urghat April 24, 2010

bestie beastie

Your best friend in the whole world, your animal companion.

Oh my dearest Lucy, my true love, you are my forever bestie beastie!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 15, 2019

No Beasties

said to reinsure someone to make them believe you are not into beastiality; used when saying something that can appear to be a statement of beastiality

man: "What breed is it?"
pet owner: "Its a labrodor rechever"
man: "That is a cute dog, no beasties though."

by Ashtrey001 March 15, 2010

Beastie Boys

Three nice Jewish boys from New York that have WAY more talent than D12, the G Unit and that fat hack Missy Elliot COMBINED. Turn your Yankees hat sideways, hit the chronic, turn bass to max, listen to track 12 on To The 5 Boroughs then get back to me.

I use to party with the Beastie Boys (and your mom) back when they were called The Young Aborigines.

by PCGator July 14, 2004

beastie boys

the best jews since jezus.

i just got the new beastie boys album hello nasty

by symple jack March 14, 2009

Beastie Boys

The Beastie Boys are an talented respected white hip-hop music group from New York City. The members are Mike D, MCA, and ADrock. The group has a rap/rock genre and have made it sucessful in both but especially the rap side of their careers. the debut album 'Licensed To Ill' reached number one in the charts in the u.s.a.Other Classic Hip Hop

Groups( Simular to the beastie boys)Run DMC 3rd Bass Public Enemy

by gravesy December 28, 2005

beastie boyitis

A person who hates all hip-hop/rap music other than the Beastie Boys has Beastie Boyitis.

"My friend Garry hates all rap music apart from the Beastie Boys." "Sounds like he has Beastie boyitis"

by jagja April 12, 2009