Beastwipe

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When you take a massive shit and go to wipe, but you don't realize your Hulk-like strength and destroy the toilet paper in your hand. Then you continue to wipe your ass with your bare hand.

Oh man, I was in the bathroom the other day and totally had to beastwipe. My hand still fucking smells.

Beastwipe by Urghat April 24, 2010

Words you can keep

bestie beastie

Your best friend in the whole world, your animal companion.

Oh my dearest Lucy, my true love, you are my forever bestie beastie!

bestie beastie by Dr Bunnygirl September 15, 2019

Related Words

Beastwipe • bastwipe • Beastipedophile • beastipedophiliac • Beastie Boys • Beastie • Beastieality • Beasthype • beastiegals • beastliness

No Beasties

said to reinsure someone to make them believe you are not into beastiality; used when saying something that can appear to be a statement of beastiality

man: "What breed is it?"
pet owner: "Its a labrodor rechever"
man: "That is a cute dog, no beasties though."

No Beasties by Ashtrey001 March 15, 2010

Beastie Boys

Three nice Jewish boys from New York that have WAY more talent than D12, the G Unit and that fat hack Missy Elliot COMBINED. Turn your Yankees hat sideways, hit the chronic, turn bass to max, listen to track 12 on To The 5 Boroughs then get back to me.

I use to party with the Beastie Boys (and your mom) back when they were called The Young Aborigines.

Beastie Boys by PCGator July 14, 2004

beastie boys

the best jews since jezus.

i just got the new beastie boys album hello nasty

beastie boys by symple jack March 14, 2009

Beastie Boys

The Beastie Boys are an talented respected white hip-hop music group from New York City. The members are Mike D, MCA, and ADrock. The group has a rap/rock genre and have made it sucessful in both but especially the rap side of their careers. the debut album 'Licensed To Ill' reached number one in the charts in the u.s.a.Other Classic Hip Hop

Groups( Simular to the beastie boys)Run DMC 3rd Bass Public Enemy

Beastie Boys by gravesy December 28, 2005

beastie boyitis

A person who hates all hip-hop/rap music other than the Beastie Boys has Beastie Boyitis.

"My friend Garry hates all rap music apart from the Beastie Boys." "Sounds like he has Beastie boyitis"

beastie boyitis by jagja April 12, 2009

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026